Email Marketing Services so Powerful Santa Hires us to Review his List
Capturing emails and selling to your list is like being the supplier and the dealer at the same time. It’s a bad analogy, but you get it.
We’ll build your email list as part of our marketing strategy. Then, we’ll use SEO and content marketing to reel in more email subscribers.
Here’s how we’re going to turn your email list into a printing press:
LEAD MAGNETS + email marketing = A big chunky bank account.
First, we build lead magnets that don’t suck.
You gotta give to get, and if someone’s giving you their email address, they’ve gotta get something in return. We build ebooks, PDFs, downloadable lists, and email courses so people have a reason to sign up in the first place.
Next, we keep your list hot, fresh, and never frozen.
Your email list can get crusty. Like an old scab (ew). We keep your email list hot and fresh so you’re selling to live, lovely prospects who are actually gonna buy from you. It’s like nurturing a blueberry bush, except we won’t let it die.
Last, we turn that list into an atm that never runs out.
Email is still the most dominant form of marketing on the internet. Like, it dominates more than that woman you frequent on Chaturbate. Yeah, it’s that good. We’ll keep email money flowing so you can pay your mistress.
Email Accelerates Sales. Plain and Simple.
Campaigns That Kick a Lot of Ass.
Email sounds boring, but that’s because people make it boring. We create star-studded email campaigns your list will go mildly rabid for.
Long-Term Growth That Makes You Unstoppable.
Email is the one channel an algorithm update can’t take away from you—so we’ll turn your email list into a reservoir of sales, and drink from it often.
Results With Big Dick Energy.
We measure results and make you the champion of the locker room. We don’t care about useless metrics—we measure and optimize for what matters most.